Sunday, April 26, 2009

Just Thought I Should Tell You...

I'm not dead. I'll have to get better to die. I was almost asleep and had a coughin', peein', fartin' fit. Tears were running down my face and I needed to blo ma node... I did and it was full of blood, so I don' think I'll be taking anymore aspirin to keep the fever knocked down. Tylenol from here til this shit's done.

Got to go to bed. meds are kicking in...

Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you... Guess the movie...

Happy Trails...konk = the sound of my face afalling on myyy kkkkkkkkeeeyyyyyybbbooooaar..

15 comments:

Tatersmama said...

Young Frankenstein !
LOL... guess what we just watched (again) for our Sunday afternoon movie!!

Oh you poor darlin'! Lay off the aspirin, keep up the fluids and try not to pee yourself again.
If I was there, I would make you a nice cup of tea and some toast soldiers and tuck you back into bed.

Get well soon! That's an order!
;-)

Nola said...

Look.....I know you're sick....but you are still sooooo bloody funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Staci said...

You silly thing! Really, I hope you're on the mend soon.

Tipper said...

Amazing-you feel so bad-but haven't lost your sense of humor! When I'm sick all I want to do is cry. Feel better soon-and have you been to the doc? Maybe you should go if you haven't. Or I could just send you out some polecat fat to smear around your neck-if you want :)

Twisted Fencepost said...

You may be sick, but your sense of humor is doing just fine.
And if Tipper sends you some of that polecat fat be sure to take a picture after you've applied it. Hahahahha
Get better! We miss you!

darsden said...

Now Helen, let me just ask you..(as your friend now) when you went to Dallas...did you go down to Mexico to play on a farm? Girl you need to get to the doctors. This is hanging on too long now. YOU need REAL medicine...it could be part swiney flu...

Extremely funny at your expense..but I have been there and I am so sorry you are so sick. You need an antibiotic Woman!!!

Call for a Z pack...tomorrow!!

Next year take a flu shot okay :-)

Lonicera said...

Snot fair and snot funny. A code i' the node is a dorrible thing. But a glass or two of red wide will sure as hell push it alog a bit...
Get better soon...you have important blogging to do.
Caroline

GingerJar said...

See, now I'm getting sick too...stop snotting on your keyboard...go to bed and take care of yourself!!!!!!

DocSly said...

Helen, drink some warm tea and make some chicken soup. I hate spring colds, they make one feel so miserable. It is raining in MN today and I will drive home in it. You are not old, but you are so funny.

hetty said...

A coughin', peein', fartin' fit? Gosh! You're multitalented! Well, at least your still funny! Take care of yourself!

Debbie Jean said...

Oh my gosh, you are hilarious!! A coughin, peeing, farting fit!!! LOL.

David had that and ended up with the Z- Pack and that finally cut it. GO SEE YOUR DOC!!! Seriously!!

Love ya!!

God Bless~
Debbie Jean

jojo said...

even when you're coughin'peein'fartin' and node bleedin' you are one of the funniest chicks I know! Take care and thanks for your sweet words today. I am so proud and happy for my son and that we are welcomed is the best. We couldn't be happier with his choice either!! Take care sweetie ;D

farmlady said...

My God, Helen, the sicker you get the funnier you get. But, this could be serious. Have you called the doctor and told him how sick you are? Please don't play around with this.

Lisa said...

My goodness....sounds just aweful. It isn't the swine flu is it???? !!!!! Oh my. Just kidding, I can't believe how everyone is reacting to the swine flu news....get better soon so we can get some pictures!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

I know I am way behind ... been yard working... I so hope that you are feeling better by now...
HUGSSSSS
Laura