I can't take credit for this joke. I just liked it and thought I'd pass it on... In other words... my brain is lazy today.
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
> given their new wives duties.
> The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had
> told her that she was
> going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
> days, but on the third day
> he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
> The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had
> given his wife orders
> that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
> cooking. The first day he didn't
> see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
> the third day, he saw his
> house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge
> dinner on the table.
> The third man had married a girl from Oklahoma. He told her
> that her duties were to keep
> the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
> washed and hot meals on
> the table for every meal. He said the first day he
> didn't see anything, the second day
> he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of
> the swelling had gone down and
> he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix
> himself a bite to eat and load
> the dishwasher.