And I caught the perpetrator on camera. Yep, there’s no denying that there is a thief in the neighborhood…
The culprit… two-toned brown suit, flippy tail, little beady eyes…
The target… the sunflower feeder right outside my bedroom window.
Casing the joint… looking out for hidden cameras, cats, dogs and/or people with guns…
Here he comes…
Dropping in…
He quickly sets about stuffing his face, trying to blend in but not doing a good enough job for this ace detective.
This is an actual photo taken during the theft by this intrepid reporter. If you spot this arch (and fast) criminal DO NOT attempt to apprehend. He may be armed toothed and dangerous. Report him to authorities and you might be the one to receive a reward…
Fried squirrel with mashed potatoes and squirrel gravy. Mmmmm. Aren’t you glad you stopped by this Sunday!
