I'm not dead. I'll have to get better to die. I was almost asleep and had a coughin', peein', fartin' fit. Tears were running down my face and I needed to blo ma node... I did and it was full of blood, so I don' think I'll be taking anymore aspirin to keep the fever knocked down. Tylenol from here til this shit's done.
Got to go to bed. meds are kicking in...
Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you... Guess the movie...
Happy Trails...konk = the sound of my face afalling on myyy kkkkkkkkeeeyyyyyybbbooooaar..
Young Frankenstein !
ReplyDeleteLOL... guess what we just watched (again) for our Sunday afternoon movie!!
Oh you poor darlin'! Lay off the aspirin, keep up the fluids and try not to pee yourself again.
If I was there, I would make you a nice cup of tea and some toast soldiers and tuck you back into bed.
Get well soon! That's an order!
;-)
Look.....I know you're sick....but you are still sooooo bloody funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou silly thing! Really, I hope you're on the mend soon.
ReplyDeleteAmazing-you feel so bad-but haven't lost your sense of humor! When I'm sick all I want to do is cry. Feel better soon-and have you been to the doc? Maybe you should go if you haven't. Or I could just send you out some polecat fat to smear around your neck-if you want :)
ReplyDeleteYou may be sick, but your sense of humor is doing just fine.
ReplyDeleteAnd if Tipper sends you some of that polecat fat be sure to take a picture after you've applied it. Hahahahha
Get better! We miss you!
Now Helen, let me just ask you..(as your friend now) when you went to Dallas...did you go down to Mexico to play on a farm? Girl you need to get to the doctors. This is hanging on too long now. YOU need REAL medicine...it could be part swiney flu...
ReplyDeleteExtremely funny at your expense..but I have been there and I am so sorry you are so sick. You need an antibiotic Woman!!!
Call for a Z pack...tomorrow!!
Next year take a flu shot okay :-)
Snot fair and snot funny. A code i' the node is a dorrible thing. But a glass or two of red wide will sure as hell push it alog a bit...
ReplyDeleteGet better soon...you have important blogging to do.
Caroline
See, now I'm getting sick too...stop snotting on your keyboard...go to bed and take care of yourself!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHelen, drink some warm tea and make some chicken soup. I hate spring colds, they make one feel so miserable. It is raining in MN today and I will drive home in it. You are not old, but you are so funny.
ReplyDeleteA coughin', peein', fartin' fit? Gosh! You're multitalented! Well, at least your still funny! Take care of yourself!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, you are hilarious!! A coughin, peeing, farting fit!!! LOL.
ReplyDeleteDavid had that and ended up with the Z- Pack and that finally cut it. GO SEE YOUR DOC!!! Seriously!!
Love ya!!
God Bless~
Debbie Jean
even when you're coughin'peein'fartin' and node bleedin' you are one of the funniest chicks I know! Take care and thanks for your sweet words today. I am so proud and happy for my son and that we are welcomed is the best. We couldn't be happier with his choice either!! Take care sweetie ;D
ReplyDeleteMy God, Helen, the sicker you get the funnier you get. But, this could be serious. Have you called the doctor and told him how sick you are? Please don't play around with this.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness....sounds just aweful. It isn't the swine flu is it???? !!!!! Oh my. Just kidding, I can't believe how everyone is reacting to the swine flu news....get better soon so we can get some pictures!
ReplyDeleteI know I am way behind ... been yard working... I so hope that you are feeling better by now...
ReplyDeleteHUGSSSSS
Laura